Fat Kids.

I get the same question from a lot of you: "How much weight have you guys lost? Do you all look amazing?"

Short answer: zero pounds. and no.

We eat CONSTANTLY. And I don't mean things like salads, and tofu, and organic Kansas-grown produce. I mean like Snickers bars, and burgers, and ice cream, and things that pack a LOT of calories into a small package for very little money. My favorite thing to buy, when I can find them, are these peanut bars that are made of only peanuts stuck together with melted sugar. They cost 25 cents and taste fantastic. I also really like breakfast sandwiches fromg as stations. Usually 2 or 3 at a time.

We are burning pretty massive amounts of calories every day, and I am constantly hungry, so I don't really worry about what I eat. I'm sure this will come back to haunt me at some point, when I'm not biking hundreds of miles every week, but right now, I don't care. Jon and I periodically look at each other when we're at restaurants and say, "Fat kids." Then we shake our heads.

Yesterday, we found a $4.99 salad bar for dinner. Dear God. At one point, Jon was consuming a bowl filled with black olives and bacon bits. See above.